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Merry Holiday Tidings from Hatch Escapes!
Here at Hatch, we are firm believers that nobody's holiday traditions are better than anyone else's. Therefore, we will not be putting up a Christmas tree or lighting a menorah. There will be no advent calendars full of cheap chocolate, no Festivus pole, no Yule log. We will not be caroling, nor are carolers welcome on our doorstep (the vat of boiling oil is in place as of yesterday). There will be no jingling bells, no silent nights, no goddamned wassailing. What there will be, however, is one hell of an escape room. Seriously: Top Escape Room Project just named "Lab Rat" the 8th best escape room in the world!
Of course, you already knew that, because you're smart enough to have already come to our room. Your friends, however, have not. (The dummies.) And who are you to deny them the funky fresh puzzles, jivetastic ambiance, phat story, and above all else, of-the-moment slang that characterizes the Hatch experience? That's why we're now offering gift certificates. Put 'em in somebody's stocking, Daddy-O. Or their sock. We don't care. We're agnostic on the subject of which holiday is better. Or should we say...eggnogstic?
- Tommy at Hatch
Gift Certificates at Hatch Escapes: https://www.hatchescapes.com/
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